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Baby Grump
$5.00
Every month

Get your feet wet with this basic membership level. You get access to the blog and the members only Facebook group for less than the price of a coffee from Starbucks.

✓ Access to the blog.
✓ Access to the Members Only Facebook Page
True Grump
$10.00
Every month

As a member, you gain access to the full weekly blog, exclusive video content, and merch previews. More perks will be added as the Grumpy Empire expands.

✓ Access to the community chat
✓ Behind-the-scenes content
✓ 5% discount on selected merch
Big Kahuna Grump
$20.00
Every month

Unlock a higher level of access by upgrading to our VIP membership. Enjoy all the perks of a club member, plus additional content. But right now, you're really helping to finance the Grumpy Empire as we head toward WORLD DOMINATION!

✓ All club member perks
✓ Bonus videos
✓ Monthly AMA sessions
✓ 10% discount on all merch

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What You Get

Unhinged
Rambles

Every week I will provide you with a glimpse into my mind. What strategies have worked for me. What strategies failed miserably. Along with that you should also get some funny stories and history.

Product
Recommendations

If I find a product and it works, I’m going to tell you about it. If I try a product and it sucks, I’m going to tell you that too. My recommendations will never be based on payment. They will always require proven performance.

Good
Science

I don’t do woo-woo medicine. If I ever recommend a woo-woo thing, there will be a clear reason and I will tell you up front. I’m not a doctor. I don’t have a degree. But I get my information from reliable sources, not Dr. Google.

No Sales
Pitch

I’m not hawking a homemade remedy. I’m not trying to sell you a special vitamin, or snake oil. I may, in the future, partner with some brands that I trust, but those ads won’t show up in your members only content.

Meet the Boss Grump

Kristin Hacker

Bloggist & Grumpiest of Old Ladies

Kristin is a writer, actress, singer, and mistress of all trades. Thanks to undiagnosed ADHD, Kristin has never held down a job for more than six years, so she has a lot of life experience to pull from. She started The Grumpy Old Lady to help others who may be struggling with mental health or chronic illness. She is the mother of a 23 year old son, lives with her long-term boyfriend, and has some of the best friends anyone could ask for.

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Frequently Asked Questions

  • Different tiers of membership have different access. All of them have access to the weekly blog and members only Facebook page. Higher levels have access to bonus content, special events, and discounts on merchandise.

  • Definitely. You can switch plans, upgrade, or make changes to your membership anytime. Email members@thegrumpyoldlady.com for more information.

  • Yes! Our current schedule is to publish a new blog post weekly. Video, reels, and other short form posts can be found on a regular basis on our other social platforms.

  • Memberships are flexible and can be canceled at any time from your account. You’ll retain access through the end of your current billing cycle.